D --> Equius Zahhak

D --> Ah, crap wait a second
D --> Oh my, e%cuse my language I'll have it in just a minute

D --> That is much better So STRONG...

B4S1C 1NFORM4T1ON
CHARACTER NAME Equius Zahhak
AGE Six Alternian solar sweeps.
GENDER Male
RACE Troll
BLOOD COLOR Dark blue
LAND Land of Caves and Silence
SPRITE/LUSUS Aurthour
JOB Mechanic and tinkerer.

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APPEARANCE Equius Zahhak is a very STRONG individual. Due to his habit of building and fighting robots, Equius is often missing teeth, has two black eyes, and one of his arrow-shaped horns is snapped off at the middle. He wears a black tank top with his dark blue Sagittarius symbol on it, dark gray cargo shorts, and black pinstriped leggings. he will often accessorize with heavy shoes, fingerless gloves, and a broken pair of sunglasses, but sometimes he will become more creative with things he scavenges from the urban wasteland we live in.
PERSONALITY If you ever want to be confused or disturbed, have a good, long conversation with Equius. His manner of speaking and firm belief in the hemospectrum are enough to bother most people, but he takes things oh so much further on many an occasion. His obsession with doing the things appropriate to his high blood nature has lead him to try slam poetry, caused him quite a bit of misfortune at the hands of one Gamzee Makara, and filled his small room with lovely hoofbeast posters. Lovely.

Equius believe that everyone should act according to their blood color, but trolls such as Aradia and Gamzee confuse him. He often will get flustered when speaking to either of these people...or any person really. Usually to the point that he needs a towel. ...he sweats a lot when he gets excited or upset. He also is quick to lose his temper, flying off the handle and into a blind rage which he usually only comes out of after quite a bit of destruction or the interference of his moirail Nepeta Leijon. These fits of rage can often be dangerous because, as previously noted, Equius is freakishly STRONG.

Despite his STRENGTH, Equius seems to be obsessed with domination, either by those of a higher blood color than his or by those who act like they are. However, most of his attempts to get people to order him around only end in him awkwardly asking for a towel and the other person awkwardly...well, just awkwardly.
WRITING QUIRK(S)/FONT COLOR/TROLLHANDLE Equius starts every sentence with a bow and arrow (D -->), uses % instead of the letter "x" and the word "cross", replaces "loo" with "100", capitalizes STRONG and all derivatives of it, and does not use any offensive language except occasionally on accident. He also capitalizes the first letter of each sentence, but does not use end punctuation. ...oh, and he takes every chance he can to put horse/cow puns into his sentences. His color is dark blue and his Trollhandle is centaursTesticle.
OTHER Be careful. He will hurt you on accident. ...and on purpose.
FIVE BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU
He doesn't know his own STRENGTH.
He can sometimes be just a bit creepy.
He is always in need of a fresh towel.
He has a hard time judging other people's emotions.
He is very conscientious about whether on not something is proper by law of the hemospectrum.
FIVE GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU
He is incredibly STRONG.
He doesn't have many friends, but he is very protective and loyal to those he does have.
He is a blueblood and is thus very classy and respectful.
He has a very forceful but effective way of solving problems.
He's redrom-single. ...Ladies.


ROL3PL4Y S4MPL3 >;]
CT: D --> This is not working Its been almost an hour
TA: ii know ct ii thiink ii would have notiiced it if wa2.
CT: D --> Of course
CT: D --> What would you suggest
TA: ii thiink you need two relax your holdiing iit a liitle tiight.
CT: D --> Right
CT: D --> Im too STRONG for this kind of thing And
CT: D --> I think I need a towel
TA: you've already u2ed all my towel2 ct.
TA: iit doe2n't matter anyway everythiing iin thii2 room ii2 already wet.
CT: D --> You're right I apologize
CT: D --> But you are supposed to be instructing me
CT: D --> What am i doing wrong
TA: you ju2t don't have the riight touch.
TA: try liighteniing up and
CT: D --> And what
TA: and twii2tiing a liittle.
TA: gently
CT: D --> Like so
TA: ye2 that'2 working.
CT: D --> I feel disgusting just being this close to you
CT: D --> You are so
CT: D --> Low
CT: D --> How did you convince me to partake of these lessons
TA: you a2ked me remember.
TA: now 2hut up just 2hut up.
TA: you're almo2t there.
CT: D --> Oh Its
CT: D --> Its leaking
CT: D --> That can't be right
TA: iit'2 fiine. ju2t fiinii2h iit.
CT: D --> Yes sir
CT: D --> Gog I can not believe i just said that to one of your b100d
CT: D --> ~hrmph~ Are you quite finished yet
TA: ye2. there.

Equius took a breath and brushed his hair back for what seemed like the thousandth time. He clicked the enter key and the virus-killing program Sollux had been helping him program swept through his husktop. After a few moments, the results screen popped up. One-hundred-fifty-two viruses. Most of them caused by downloading...things of an adult nature. Equius started sweating again.

TA: jegu2 ct you're 2ick.



OUT OF CH4R4CT3R 1NFORM4T1ON
NAME Lilli~
AGE 19
TIME ZONE GMT -5
CONTACTSPesterchum: abdicatedAntithesis
ANYTHING ELSE Forgive me for being probably the most awkward Equius ever....>///< Also:

uM, wELL,
i GUESS YOU'RE, uH, aPPROVED,
i MEAN, iT WOULD BE, uH, rUDE, tO DENY A HIGHBLOOD,
aND i GUESS YOU WOULD BE NOT, uM, hAPPY,
aND i LIKE BEING ABLE TO, uH, wALK,
sO, yOU'RE APPROVED, i GUESS, }:)

D --> Thank you lowb100d
D --> I was
D --> Not particularly in the mood to destroy you today anyway